it all started at the initial primordial squelch, the universe shuddered into existence. matter spread out across this vast unimaginable space. the mater coalesced and pounded hard into each other forming the first planets, then eventually earth. after the planet recovered from its rough degrading pounding, and its skin started to cool, the first inklings of life came out of its wetness. bacteria was formed from hard rods and eventually into the first eukaryotes. the world as we know it was inevitable after the single celled protists invented sex. from their first squelch, jesus and strip malls were predestined. after 2.0 billion years, all of came onto this earth in our own primordial squelch. first with our step father inserting himself into our step mothers wet cunt with a squelch before covering her and the egg that became you in cum. our step mothers water broke with a squelch, then she pushed us unwitting passengers out with another primordial squelch.

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